Minimum Internet (Alternative title: Crying In An Elevator)
The internet is becoming entangled in the ‘bottom line’ of our lives. What’s the minimum internet we can get by with? For a long time, for most people in the world, this will be none. Personally, the internet has embedded itself in my habits, relationships, identity. Many of my habits revolve around internet-related activities, and a generous percentage of my waking hours are spent in front of a screen.
Sometimes I wonder if it’s healthy.
A friend linked me to a write up of Aaron Swartz’s month-long internet diet:
“… my normal life style isn’t healthy. This doesn’t seem like the kind of thing that requires a break to learn. I imagine people with unhealthy lifestyles know they’re unhealthy. They come home after work and say “I can’t go on like this,” they cry randomly in elevators. But I didn’t know. Life online is practically the only life I know.”
This blog post is my crying in an elevator.
My vice is my iPhone, where I’m vulnerable to all the newest forms of communication imaginable.
Twitter, RSS feeds, IM are all part of my communication habits, though I only need them as much as I invest time in them. The minimum internet I need is email; the rest is habit. I’m not sure how easy it would be to change my habits. Really difficult, in fact, unless I completely changed my lifestyle.
Going completely internetless on a Greek island for six months would be an interesting experiment, but not a permanent fix—and I wouldn’t object to trying it, especially if I were on a Greek island.
It would undoubtedly be excruciatingly painful in the first month. After a week I’d give up reaching for my iPhone. Yes, there’d be an iPhone-shaped void but by then I would have weaned myself off it using an identically-shaped piece of wood. In my leisure time, I’d lie in the sun, eating feta and avocado salads. Then to fill what might’ve been time spent reading Tweetie, I’d disappear to my cabin where I’d spend a phenomenally productive afternoon dreaming up novels on my typewriter. Maybe I’d even paint. Much like they did in the old days, before the internet came and the artist’s flow was interrupted by a Growl notification, or an IM popup window, or a new email.
It’s difficult to align plodding, physical, material life with the super-fast-technology-fetishism-fest that I’ve chosen to work with. I love the new. People love distractions. I find glowing rectangles and networked computers hopelessly appealing. Given that combination of weaknesses and interests, it’s difficult to exert self-discipline and lead a balanced life. I have nobody to blame but myself, as nobody is forcing me to edit this blog post at 01:36 02:05 02:11 on Monday morning.
Huxley was right: what we love, and our infinite appetite for distractions, will ruin us. Unless there’s balance.



